MS.

I dare not call her “Miss” or “Mrs.”
Honorable titles are today disdained.
Instead a woman is a “Ms.”-
And bears a title infame.

Mrs. is a woman married
her lusts by law contained
Miss is a virgin pure
For a future mate retained.

“Ms.” means Miserable Sinner
A fornicatrix by name
She is not married,  nor yet still pure,
But a mere harlot,  nay a whore.

- TABLET