I dare not call her “Miss” or “Mrs.”
Honorable titles are today disdained.
Instead a woman is a “Ms.”-
And bears a title infame.
Mrs. is a woman married
her lusts by law contained
Miss is a virgin pure
For a future mate retained.
“Ms.” means Miserable Sinner
A fornicatrix by name
She is not married, nor yet still pure,
But a mere harlot, nay a whore.
- TABLET